While I was in Scotland…
I…
Lived in AKD and watched the APPRENTICE,
Had BANTEROUS times while taking BUMMING photos,
Became mates with CUNTY CHOPS,
Went to DUSK Monday’s after discussing DRIPPING on DUM-YAT,
Put the wrong EM-PHA-SIS on the wrong syl-lab-le,
Did FUCK-ALL on Thursdays, and then went to FUBES,
Tried to keep up my GRADES,
Saw a HAIRY COO and many people HØMPING AWAY,
Tried IRN BRU and experienced INTERKITCHING,
Made JOKES with JUICY,
Lived with KITCH 5 and constantly lost my KEYS,
Skipped LECTURES while singing about LOCH LOOOMOND,
Found out Ian is a MUNTER, while looking for MORALS, and going M.I.A.,
Was taught the difference between pasta and NOODLES by NORWAY,
Heard many a “…ONCE” story,
Watched Britterz PULL a PHENOMINAL amount of randoms,
Thought everything was QUALITY,
RAGED when the boys thieved my mattress,
Went to STUDIO for 1/2 priced pitchers and to laugh at SLAGS,
Ordered TASTEBUDZ while TAKING THE PISS out of Claire,
Refused to wear UNDERWEAR,
Drank VERMOUTH while watching Joj get hit in the VULVA,
Consumed too much WINE while calling people WANKERS,
Joked about taking X with Brittany, and learned what XXX stands for,
Got YELLED at for “breaking a window”, and watched Taylor Swift on YOUTUBE,
and Bought trainers with ZEBRA stripes.
